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Aposto que ninguem tirou lá folga hoje...

Loures: onze toneladas e meia de droga vão ser queimadas hoje
28.02.2008 - 08h41 Lusa
Onze toneladas e meia de droga vão ser queimadas hoje nas instalações da Valorsul, em São João da Talha, Loures, conforme anunciou a Polícia Judiciária (PJ).

Serão destruídos 14,495 quilos de heroína, 96,194 quilos de liamba, 196,781 quilos de cocaína e 11.400 quilos de haxixe, especifica a PJ.

A queima da droga será realizada ao início da manhã nas instalações da Valorsul, empresa responsável pelo tratamento e valorização das cerca de 750 mil toneladas de resíduos sólidos urbanos produzidas por ano nos municípios de Amadora, Lisboa, Loures, Odivelas e Vila Franca de Xira.

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Sendo o assunto os lookalikes, eis um que preparei há bocado:


daqui

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T-shirt heaven:

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Desde que não chova no Domingo...

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Cactos meus

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I once had a blog entry, so clever,
But now I’m at the end of my tether.
Because it’s turned crass
And a pain in the ass
So now I’m locking it forever.

There once was a man named Cass
whose balls were made of spun glass
he’d cling them together
and play stormy weather
while lightening shot out of his ass

There was a young Lady called Tart
Who felt she needed a fart
She stepped outside
And to her surprise
Blew over a horse and cart

A flatulent fellow called Bart
Consumed beans for the sake of his art
And his silent but deadlies
Played beautiful medleys
That plucked at the strings of one’s heart.

There once was a man from Nantucket
Whose dick was so long, he could suck it.
He said with a grin,
as he was wiping his chin
If my head was a cunt, I could f*ck it.

daqui

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Vincent Price mode on: AI VANTE TU SAQUE UORE BLAD, MUAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
Mais um comestível que anda pela tv; um australiano que faz de vampiro americano descendente de irlandeses... Alex O'Loughlin plays Mick St John in Moonlight (também andou no Shield).

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Good idea:

Dilf n.
An attractive, sexually appealing father. Formed by acronym.
[D.I.L.F. Acronym of ‘Dad I’d like to f**k.’]
"Wow, you’re dad is a D.I.L.F.”" -A female peer, on Tue Nov 30, 1999
This acronym originates from the one used in American Pie, ‘M.I.L.F.,’ which stands for ‘Mom I’d like to f**k.” Soon after this movie was release, ‘M.I.L.F.’ was used in conversation among teenager boys, and girls wanted a similar acronym that they could use in reference to good looking older men. Hence, the ‘mom’ of M.I.L.F. was replaced with ‘dad’ to form ‘D.I.L.F.’.

daqui

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Prince joking about Sinatra?
Winehouse getting clean just to go to the Grammies?
Kanye West with MAMA shaved into his head?
F*ck... I'm actually glad I missed it...

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Atenção, atenção... TOMA!!!!!





daqui

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME,
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME,
HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAR MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE,
HAAAAAAAPPY BIRTHDAY TOOOOOOOOOOOOO MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

I made cake.

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Hand job, duh...

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Maybe he'd give me a hand job...
Ami James of Miami Ink