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QOTSA version
Most definitely sexier...

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Properfukt by Tiana Hux
(you ain't dancin', you ain't f*ckin')

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ESTA T-shirt SIM!!!

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It's a tough job but somebody's gotta do it...

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Primeiro foi o Saleiro com umas (alegadas) ideias estranhas sobre a utilização de dinheiros públicos, agora é o Raulinho com uma interpretação muito pessoal de imunidade diplomática... Something smells funny in the Alentejo. Could it be horseshit?
Correcção: é imunidade parlamentar...

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Now, this f*cker is really funny...
Ernie Cline on ernestcline.com, the funniest monkey I've heard in a while.

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Os clubes estão feitos ao bife...
Será que já viram algum?

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E depois EU é que canto mal, pois, pois...

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Inspirada pelo compadre, apesar de nada sazonal, eis uma apreciável homenagem (ehehhehe) dos South Park Parents:

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Hip to be Irish?

•Irish men and women enjoy making love and eating chocolate at the same time
•One in 10 single Irish men and women would choose chocolate over making love
•Three-quarters of adults in Ireland believe romance is alive and well in the new millennium
•Dubliners are the most likely to show their affections and are most likely to be up to romantic mischief with their date
•Two thirds of those aged between 18 and 34 make plans with their lover on Valentine's Day.

Eat chocolate, make love... It's healthy.
If you're just a lowly continental (pffffff), stick to f*cking around and it'll still be good for you.
Can't see how the Irish don't choke on their Cadburies, though.