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And because this blog has become too nice lately, let's get dirty.

There once was a man from Bombay
who fashioned a cunt out of clay
but the heat from his prick
turned it into a brick
and chafed all his foreskin away.
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There once was a fellow McSweeny
Who spilled some gin on his weenie
Just to be couth
He added vermouth
Then slipped his girlfriend a martini.

There once was a woman named Jill
who swallowed an exploding pill
they found her vagina
in North Carolina
and her tits in a tree in Brazil.

There was a young girl called Annie
who had a peculiar fanny
she went to the doc
he said that's a cock
now everyone calls her Danny.

There once was a poet named Crewe
Whose limericks stopped at line two.
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