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Desde que não chova no Domingo...

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Cactos meus

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I once had a blog entry, so clever,
But now I’m at the end of my tether.
Because it’s turned crass
And a pain in the ass
So now I’m locking it forever.

There once was a man named Cass
whose balls were made of spun glass
he’d cling them together
and play stormy weather
while lightening shot out of his ass

There was a young Lady called Tart
Who felt she needed a fart
She stepped outside
And to her surprise
Blew over a horse and cart

A flatulent fellow called Bart
Consumed beans for the sake of his art
And his silent but deadlies
Played beautiful medleys
That plucked at the strings of one’s heart.

There once was a man from Nantucket
Whose dick was so long, he could suck it.
He said with a grin,
as he was wiping his chin
If my head was a cunt, I could f*ck it.

daqui

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Vincent Price mode on: AI VANTE TU SAQUE UORE BLAD, MUAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
Mais um comestível que anda pela tv; um australiano que faz de vampiro americano descendente de irlandeses... Alex O'Loughlin plays Mick St John in Moonlight (também andou no Shield).

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Good idea:

Dilf n.
An attractive, sexually appealing father. Formed by acronym.
[D.I.L.F. Acronym of ‘Dad I’d like to f**k.’]
"Wow, you’re dad is a D.I.L.F.”" -A female peer, on Tue Nov 30, 1999
This acronym originates from the one used in American Pie, ‘M.I.L.F.,’ which stands for ‘Mom I’d like to f**k.” Soon after this movie was release, ‘M.I.L.F.’ was used in conversation among teenager boys, and girls wanted a similar acronym that they could use in reference to good looking older men. Hence, the ‘mom’ of M.I.L.F. was replaced with ‘dad’ to form ‘D.I.L.F.’.

daqui

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Prince joking about Sinatra?
Winehouse getting clean just to go to the Grammies?
Kanye West with MAMA shaved into his head?
F*ck... I'm actually glad I missed it...

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Atenção, atenção... TOMA!!!!!





daqui