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Após um interregno veranista (existe sim, consultem), tenho pouca inspiração, mas recebi isto via digital e achei piada:

You know you’re getting old when…

- everything hurts and what doesn’t hurt, doesn’t work.

- Lovemaking turns you into a wild animal – a sloth.

- Your age shows in your WAISTLINE.

- You feel like a little something but you can’t remember what.

- You feel you should exercise, so you ly down til the feeling goes away.

- Your doctor recommends exercising outdoors so you go for a drive with the window WIDE open.

- Candlelit dinners aren’t romantic because you can’t read the menu.

- Your partner dims the light to save energy, not to get you in the mood.

- The mirror gets revenge from all the frowns you made to it as a kid.

- People keep saying “You’re looking well…”

- Father Time takes what Mother Nature gave you.

- You stop criticizing old people and start on the young.

- You know all the answers but nobody is asking you anything.

- The flirt at the movies is only after your popcorn.

- You start to forget names, then faces, then the zipper.